boozin' bloody well (hic) boozin'

Cancer Drinking style:
Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine
with dinner or an after-work beer or six can be
extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling?
Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces,
Crabs must guard against lushery. Cancers are
brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and
insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in
true Hollywood style, Cancers are never really
drunk; instead, they get "tired and
emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated).
But there's nothing better than swapping
stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky
red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your
second-favorite Cancer will do. The sign also
rules the flavor vanilla, and you'd be adored
if you served up vanilla vodka and soda.


Alcohoroscopes- what do the stars say about your drinking style