things man was not meant to know...

You don't want to be in my brain right now.... my brain is contemplating what stuffed animal would be most disturbing to depict in the act of violating a hash brown.

I warn you, I have accquired a photo of the hashbrown to be violated.

It's in a locked folder, to muffle it's screams of impending doooooomy doom doom.

Now all i need is an image of an (in)appropriate "active party", and some "quality time" alone with Adobe Imageready...

*sinister organ music*

suggestions?