It would have worked, too...

[keltique]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Chosen One. This will cause the
world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they
come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Destroy the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of
Mad Scientists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become
synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about the Apocalypse. This
will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will
herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new
god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

get yours here




:::waves cheap rubber monster mask in a dramatic fashion:::

(swiped from the Fab beatrizwench)

Comments

[beatrizwench.livejournal.com]

bwah! Together, I say, let us destroy the world!

[keltique.livejournal.com]

yes! Yes! ::maniacal laughter:::

(and if you see a group of teens in a colorful van, with a big dog...RUN!)

[queenmaggie.livejournal.com]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Animal Minions (rats, birds, etc.) to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Activate your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.